Where the F%^& is my Phone Porcelain Plate

Don't we all have one of these people in our lives?  Keys, wallet, cell phone and especially glasses.  We have a plate for all three!  

This one is for the "glasses loser"!  Not only will it give them a good laugh (assuming they are good humored about it) but it might just be the place they keep their keys (and could reduce frantic lateness and stress)....just saying!